I have come to the conclusion that the phrase "you fight like a girl", should be a compliment. Girls are mean. They fight dirty. Girls punch, kick, slap, bite, poke eyes, pull hair, can cause lacerations with their nails, and most terrifying of all, they do not share the man code "never below the belt". They don't respect the "no no square!" Girls are mean. Girls are scarey God dammit! So from now on, if I ever tell you that you fight like a girl, it means that I decline future confrontation, and that I am respectfully terrified of your fighting skills.
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